How Hard Can It Be to Reach Midvalley...

Try, F@#$ING HARD!!! Dude, what the F@#%?

No, seriously. How hard can it be? That's the question. You see, it was simple enough reaching there but to park inside is another matter entirely. Especially when you miss the junction and you have like F#$%ing fifteen blocks just to make a turn. Seriously, this is the reason I don't like Bangsar. It's uptown, I get it. But, you have to make your road so bloody stupid?

Just now, the gang + Ai Lin (Sorry bro, I don't know your nick name yet) went to Mid Valley. So, Mr. H, Yaman and I ride in my Merc and flew. When we reach there, we were like:

Yaman: Dude, it's this way.
Mr. H: Um, yeah. You were born here, I forgot.
Yaman: Dude, seriously. Trust my instinct.
Fatman-Exia: Screw that shit, I'm gonna go this way and pray for the best.
Yaman: ...That's what I suggested.

5 minutes later,

Mr. H: Shit, Yaman. How the hell did you know?
Yaman: I told you, trust my instinct.
Fatman-Exia: Unfortunately, that's the only thing we can trust since... DUDE, SHIT!!! Isn't that the parking?
Yaman: Dude, what the f-
Mr. H: Bitch, pull over, make a turn!!!!
Fatman-Exia: I'm trying asshole and that's- Shit, we're lost.
Yaman: ...

15 minutes later and a friggin long turn,

Mr. H: Okay, Yaman. Screw your instinct. That's Midvalley and shhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttt!
Yaman: Is that the junction?
Fatman-Exia: Dude, one more time and I'm sending your assess to KL Central.

15 minutes later and more friggin long turn,

Fatman-Exia: Okay, dude seriously. If we're missing this one, I'm gonna go on a murderous rampage and the stupid developers here are gonna be first.
Mr. H: Dude! Turn left!!!
Yaman: Dude, f@#$. Cars are honking us!!!
Fatman-Exia: Screw that, I'm going!!!

Make a random turn.

Mr. H: Dude, are we in?
Fatman-Exia: I assume as much.
Yaman: Dude, we're finally in!!!
Mr. H: Oh, thank god. One more time and I'm going to KL Central man.
Fatman-Exia: One more time and there won't be a KL Central.
Yaman: Dude, screw that. I'm out. Another minute inside and I'm gonna be a roast chicken.

That's basically the gist of it. In conclusion, Midvalley is an unfriendly place.

P.S: Unicorn Gundam is friggin hard.

Cheerio,
Fatman-Exia