WE'RE ALIVE!!!!

Yeah, just to let you know that we're still alive and kicking and we're still continuing this blog. But, finally! Finals are over!!!! So, we can do what the hell we want.

p.s: I wanted to find pictures and videos involving the word freedom but it's all about the red and white stripes of america. So, yeah...

Happy Holidays,
Fatman-Exia

Music Monday Episode 6

Okay, okay. Here are some tune for this week. Hope you enjoy this.

1. Spring - Kita ditakdirkan jatuh cinta



2 Sugizo - Synchronicity



It'll take a while to load, but it's a friggin nice song. No shit.

3. Oasis - Don't look back in anger



Alright. We hope these songs will accompany you during the nights and help your studies. Final is near afterall. Till then, take care.

Fatman-Exia

P.S: Ben, I won't use the name Sexbomb. Yet. In due time, maybe...

Pink NIPPLES!!!

Yes u heard or read it right this post is about pink nipples hahaha... why?not because i am a pervert or anything(yeah right) it is because i got nothing better to post and i got bored.So let's begin.Firstly are u bored looking at your same brown nipple ? Do you think brown is a boring colour and wish u can change it to a brighter colour?Is pink the new black or brown?After a lot of googling and research i have finally found the solution to your problem.first i will tell you wat you should not do then only i will tell wat should do:

Wat u should not do:
- 1.u should not use any marker pen,water colour,paint or anything type of chemical to colour it because it wont last and u will probably will get some kind of skin decease if use it everyday.
-2.don't try to tattoo your nipple pink although it will last forever but it will surely hurt like hell and it can wrong in the process of tattooing.
- 3.don't try to drink or rub 2% of milk to your nipple ( strawberry milk also wont have any effect, the only thing that will happen is that ants will bite your nipple after you rub the milk on it)
-4.don't play,suck,squish or bite it cause it will turn from brown or pink into a darker colour.

The solution is:
-1. a lot of people will tell u its the hormone and only time will help to make your nipple colour to become lighter.
-2. If you cannot wait or u were born with brown nipples then the only solution to your problem is to go to your nearest pharmacy or online store and purchase one of these product which will help u(not guaranteed)
or
this video will help u understand more about the product:


or you can go to their website http://www.spotremoving.com/

more advertisement about the product(they show u how to use it hahaha):


Lastly to finish it off , this is a song about nipples:



doesn't matter pink or brown,always love your nipples

enjoy,

Mr.H

How to beat Ah Mok(mukhriz) in tennis

Do you always feel stress being defeated by Ah Mok in tennis?Or do you always get ditched or didn't get invited by Mok to play tennis *cough* PANDA*cough* ?Do you feel or hope at least once you can defeat Ah Mok in tennis? Put your worries away because Mr.H is here to teach you how to play tennis and beat him with the help of our sexy lady Sayuri Anzu.Firstly to make up for the last sexy sunday post,here is her profile:

Name:Anzu Sayuri
BOD: September 20,1983
Birthplace:Kanagawa
Height:164cm
Bust:83cm
Waist:53cm
Hips:88cm

So back to our topic.
First you need a tennis racket,three balls and if you have a hot body it will be a bonus or advantage (Guy or girl is ok with Ah mok, he dosent care as long you are hot).For the ultimate weapon wear a bikini that surely will knock him out(JIC).

Next from the three balls choose one and make sure you choose the right one.Choose the ball which is hard and perfect. Don't forget to massage it so that the ball will not be so tense.

Third is to feel and learn about the surroundings.Feel the net make sure it is tight and tied properly(Guyz is not advisable to do this move due to it may cause serious pain and might hurt your balls permanently. seriously don't do it guyz!!!unless you like to feel the pain).


The ultimate move to defeat morkhriz is by doing wat i call the special combo which is to take off all your clothes except your bikini and do a cute post.This ultimate move will surely knock out Ah Mok and will lead you straight to your victory.It will be more effective if you are a guy or deemed(panda).

Lastly don't forget to drink a lot of milk to make sure you are fit and ready for the game.It is advisable to drink goat milk(susu KAMBING) because it has a lot of vitamins and calcium.

For extra motivation here is a video of Sayuri Anzu photoshoot (sorry for the low quality)





Good Luck,

Mr.H

Music Monday Episode 5

Another week, another trouble, another playlist. This week, we have ayaka, Goo Goo Dolls, and a singer whose name is so long i neglected to memorize. Enjoy!

1. Ayaka - Koikogarete Mita Yume



P/s: Mr .H's current favorite song.

2. Goo Goo Dolls - Iris



3. Serious shit, I don't know who sang this but it's F#$%%^ AWESOME!!!!



P/s: They're gonna kill me for this...

Take Care,
Fatman-Exia