How to beat Ah Mok(mukhriz) in tennis

Do you always feel stress being defeated by Ah Mok in tennis?Or do you always get ditched or didn't get invited by Mok to play tennis *cough* PANDA*cough* ?Do you feel or hope at least once you can defeat Ah Mok in tennis? Put your worries away because Mr.H is here to teach you how to play tennis and beat him with the help of our sexy lady Sayuri Anzu.Firstly to make up for the last sexy sunday post,here is her profile:

Name:Anzu Sayuri
BOD: September 20,1983
Birthplace:Kanagawa
Height:164cm
Bust:83cm
Waist:53cm
Hips:88cm

So back to our topic.
First you need a tennis racket,three balls and if you have a hot body it will be a bonus or advantage (Guy or girl is ok with Ah mok, he dosent care as long you are hot).For the ultimate weapon wear a bikini that surely will knock him out(JIC).

Next from the three balls choose one and make sure you choose the right one.Choose the ball which is hard and perfect. Don't forget to massage it so that the ball will not be so tense.

Third is to feel and learn about the surroundings.Feel the net make sure it is tight and tied properly(Guyz is not advisable to do this move due to it may cause serious pain and might hurt your balls permanently. seriously don't do it guyz!!!unless you like to feel the pain).


The ultimate move to defeat morkhriz is by doing wat i call the special combo which is to take off all your clothes except your bikini and do a cute post.This ultimate move will surely knock out Ah Mok and will lead you straight to your victory.It will be more effective if you are a guy or deemed(panda).

Lastly don't forget to drink a lot of milk to make sure you are fit and ready for the game.It is advisable to drink goat milk(susu KAMBING) because it has a lot of vitamins and calcium.

For extra motivation here is a video of Sayuri Anzu photoshoot (sorry for the low quality)





Good Luck,

Mr.H