How to beat Ah Mok(mukhriz) in tennis

Do you always feel stress being defeated by Ah Mok in tennis?Or do you always get ditched or didn't get invited by Mok to play tennis *cough* PANDA*cough* ?Do you feel or hope at least once you can defeat Ah Mok in tennis? Put your worries away because Mr.H is here to teach you how to play tennis and beat him with the help of our sexy lady Sayuri Anzu.Firstly to make up for the last sexy sunday post,here is her profile:

Name:Anzu Sayuri
BOD: September 20,1983
Birthplace:Kanagawa
Height:164cm
Bust:83cm
Waist:53cm
Hips:88cm

So back to our topic.
First you need a tennis racket,three balls and if you have a hot body it will be a bonus or advantage (Guy or girl is ok with Ah mok, he dosent care as long you are hot).For the ultimate weapon wear a bikini that surely will knock him out(JIC).

Next from the three balls choose one and make sure you choose the right one.Choose the ball which is hard and perfect. Don't forget to massage it so that the ball will not be so tense.

Third is to feel and learn about the surroundings.Feel the net make sure it is tight and tied properly(Guyz is not advisable to do this move due to it may cause serious pain and might hurt your balls permanently. seriously don't do it guyz!!!unless you like to feel the pain).


The ultimate move to defeat morkhriz is by doing wat i call the special combo which is to take off all your clothes except your bikini and do a cute post.This ultimate move will surely knock out Ah Mok and will lead you straight to your victory.It will be more effective if you are a guy or deemed(panda).

Lastly don't forget to drink a lot of milk to make sure you are fit and ready for the game.It is advisable to drink goat milk(susu KAMBING) because it has a lot of vitamins and calcium.

For extra motivation here is a video of Sayuri Anzu photoshoot (sorry for the low quality)





Good Luck,

Mr.H

Music Monday Episode 5

Another week, another trouble, another playlist. This week, we have ayaka, Goo Goo Dolls, and a singer whose name is so long i neglected to memorize. Enjoy!

1. Ayaka - Koikogarete Mita Yume



P/s: Mr .H's current favorite song.

2. Goo Goo Dolls - Iris



3. Serious shit, I don't know who sang this but it's F#$%%^ AWESOME!!!!



P/s: They're gonna kill me for this...

Take Care,
Fatman-Exia

BLACK ROOM PART 3

at last....... after a few weeks full with assignment and test we finally going for a movie!!!!!
yoshaaaaaaa.... hahahahah, (Fatman, u see, even Yaman also agree with me, hahahaah). after we done with our lunch we straight away go for the movie in Alamanda. and the best part is that we didn't plan what we going to watch(but the conversation between me, yaman and fatman is that, as long its an ENGLISH movie it will be ok, hahaha) and simply go there..... but unexpectedly...... well, how bout u guys just see the poster......
yessss.... its X MEN ORIGINS:WOLVERINE, the movie i been awaited for. We are lucky enough to get a seat for the movie as it just the 1st day of its release... well, as a fan of X MEN movie i would said that this movie is splendid compare to the 3 previous movie and ill give 5/5 for this movie......
this movie also show the appearance of a few super hero such as Cyclops, Gambit and also special appearance of Deadpool... ya again Deadpool is the bad guythis is a spoiler, if u want to watch the movie don't read it or else....
hahaha... i like spoiler.. ok, actually this movie are about the origin of wolverine... the birth of weapon x. At the early stage of this movie it shows that Logan is in a team consist of a few mutant locking for a meteor, and because he had enough of their killing way, he left the team and live his own life with Kyla Silverfox......
after a few years passes, one of his former team member had been killed, and later on his lover also been killed by Sabretooth.... upon the death of his lover he seeks vengeance and so he accept the project called WEPON X..... ya... i forgot to tell you guys that before he get that metal claw, the claw is only a bone(similar to kimimaru from naruto)... ya it just bone... seriously.. after the project he became more powerful as his bone are made from a metal known as adamantium... and that is the reborn of WOLVERINE...
on the way to seek his revenge he meet gambit and learn that he been betray by his former captain.... and at the same time it is also the rebirth of Deadpool.... seriously he is cool... in the end wolverine fought against the Deadpool and won..... but sadly he lost his memory in the end because he been shot in the brain with adamantium bullet... so that is simply the summary of the story..

and if u guyz out there still have doubt to watch this movie, look at the trailer first and decide whether to watch it or not.... i know that i really enjoy my self watching it... haahah

enjoy the show,
PANDA

K-ON

K-ON has made a big impact in the anime industry and also has create madness around the world.Every single episode has create new legends and new signature moves that make them popular.Today we going to learn how to do the Four legendary moves that make them famous:
1. the Castanets


2.the Oneechan


3.the Punipunii


4.the Moe,Moe,Kyun


For Extra info about K-On go to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/K-on

Enjoy learning ,

Mr.H

Monday Music 4

We just finished our tax EXAMMM.........The paper is F**king hard hahaha and damn u 300 slides so i decided to release my stress by posting today's music Monday .Hope it will help in releasing your stress.



second song :

for all the gays out there you know who are *cough* F*t M*n *cough* P*n*a(jk)

third song:


release your stress with music.
Enjoy

Mr.H

Tax EXAMMMMMMMMM.....

Q.1 Are confuse and going crazy after reading the black and white text book with no pictures but only words?
Q.2 Is the 300 slides seems like never gonna end until it makes you feel like vomiting and commuting suicide?
Q.3 Are you u sacred to see Dr Nakha just to ask some question?


Fear no more Mr.H is here to answer all your problems.I have search high and low just to find highly trained and qualified lectures to help you guys to understand more about the wonderful world of taxation.I have chosen 3 of the best taxation lectures and they are:

lecture A


Lecture B
Lecture C(recommend cause she is cute hehehe...)

Hope this will help u guys. If not, i will tell u something that a wise Dr of taxation once said to me 'PERGI BACA and don't complain in the evaluation'.Hahaha....


Good Luck Guyz(fightoooooooo)

Mr.H

F*ck you, Funimation!!!

This just in, for those who view Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood via fansub like shinsen subs or gSS, some bastards from funimation decided to own the anime and now banning fansubbers all over the world from fansubbing it, what the hell?

In case you didn't know, funimation is an anime ditsributor in the U.S but I fon't want to elaborate since they're being shits and all and I'm too confused with taxation. I hope that some will break the law and sacrifice but still, what a bitch. Shinsen is not american based so why the hell do you care?

But the bottom line remains; FUCK YOU!!!! (I'm too pissed to censor that shit. Screw you.)



P.S: Tokyotosho running at tokyotosho.info

Good luck for tax,
Fatman-Exia